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This is the greatest joke ever!
Once there was a girl named Sally, she was usually very tired, and fell asleep in class often. So one day she was in Sunday School (sleeping of course) and the teacher walks up to her and asks her a question. "Sally, who is our lord?" A boy behind her pricks her in the back of the neck with a pin, and she shoots up and yells "Dear God!" The teacher being surprised that she answered the question correctly says "G-good job S-sally..." She then goes back to her lecture. Sally is bewildered, but falls back to sleep. Later the teacher walks up to Sally again and asks a second question. "Who is our savore, Sally?" The boy behind her pricks her in the back of the neck again and she shoots up and yells "Jesus Christ!" The teacher is now quite pleased with Sally's improvement in focus and exclaims "Very good Sally! You seem to be right on track today!" Sally has now become aware of the boy behind her pricking her with a pin, but she's too tired to do anything about it, so she falls back to sleep. Later the teacher returns to Sally, to see if she can answer a more difficult question. "Sally, what did Eve say to Adam when she was pregnant for the 66th time?" The boy behind her pricks her in the back of the neck again, and Sally shoots up and yells "If you stick that damn thing into me ONE more time, I'm gunna fuckin' break it in half!!!" The teacher then faints.
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